Never A Dull Moment - Husband Edition


Never a Dull Moment is a little series I started a couple years ago when I posted about our family vacation in Jamaica and then about a friend's crazy tinder dating stories.

Today I'm shedding some light on being married to K because you seriously can't make this shit up!

Let's start with the time he almost burned our house down.

K decided he want to try his hand at a Trinidadian dish that involves very hot oil. I warned him that I wouldn't even attempt to make that dish because it's very complicated but he had his mind set. After a loud explosion in the kitchen, I went running from the bedroom to see smoke filling up our house. He had severely burned his hand with hot oil that was now splattered all over the kitchen.
 

Luckily my Bestie is a doctor and she happened to be visiting us that weekend so she took care of the situation. Needless to say the food was also burned and his hand was in terrible pain for weeks.


Or how about the time I returned from a trip to Denver and came home to the couch looking like this.



My reaction: "I don't even want to know...just get it fixed ASAP!"

After he taped it up to look halfway fixed, I had to put a sign on the couch until he finally got the furniture company to fix it about 2 weeks later!


Then there was the time he went to play football with the neighborhood guys and came walking home (sweaty and dirty) WITH A dislocated knee. It looked awful and so painful BUT he refused to go to urgent care!


Finally when the swelling and bruising started to spread up his leg the next day and the pain was unbearable, off he went to the doctor.




The latest and greatest (well greatest expense).

After K's birthday brunch, a group of us were walking back to the car when he decided to throw his phone up in the air and then failed to catch it as it smashes in the middle of the road. Ugh!



So yeah, THIS IS MY LIFE!

None of it was funny at the time but, now when I look back, all I can do is laugh!